Track 4: I Wanna Be Sedated, Ramones (1978)

Don’t snooze on patching, stay fast, stay sharp

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go, and your server still isn’t patched.  That’s how it ends, folks.

The Ramones never did slow.  Two minutes, three chords, done.  That’s how you should treat patching.  Fast. Relentless.  No excuses.  Because sedated is exactly how hackers like you, asleep at the wheel, ignoring updates, clicking “remind me later” until the wheels come off.

Gen X knows procrastination, we invented it. Cyber doesn’t wait.  That “remind me later” button might as well say, “hack me tomorrow.”

Resilience is about staying awake.  Patch like the Ramones played, loud, fast, no nonsense.  Sedation is for after the gig, not for your network.